Love & Lux

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WAY TO GO. THAT’S GREAT. YOU’RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB.
PAUL, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. YOU JUST WANT TO TOUCH MY ASS.
THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. I’M BEING SUPPORTIVE. I’M SUPPORTING YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.
ONCE AGAIN, I’M QUITE LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING YOU’RE SUPPORTING IS MY ASS.
SOMETIMES THAT IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SUPPORT ONE NEEDS TO GET THROUGH TRYING TIMES. AS YOUR BOYFRIEND I FEEL IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL, DON’T SAY IT.
IT’S MY DUTY-
PAUL.
IT’S MY DUTY … TO RUB THAT BOOTY.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME.

1 Mar 2012

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yeah-i-went-there:

moyothoughtdump:

-___________________- i hope she was joking
poeticdarkbeauty:

Lmfao at all of these rxns
queennubian:

THESE FUCKING GIFS (CAN NOT BREATHE = DEATH)

lmaO

lol this is too much (aside from the geographical ignorance). all modern humans came from africa, the neanderthals (which did not originate in Africa) mated with us and died out that way (the fairer skinned northerners have about 5% of their DNA from that species) see here for more

nigga gifs 4eva

21 Feb 2012

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If I’m left without contraception, how can I plan my pregnancies? If I can’t plan my pregnancies, how can I plan my life? If I can’t plan my life, how can I own my life? If I don’t own my life, who does? Riddle me that one…Newt, Rick, Mitt.

— The (Not) New War on Birth Control - we’re talking about it today. (via myplannedparenthood)

(Source: feroniaproject.org, via loveyourchaos)

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as part of his doctoral dissertation to discover the secret recipe to create zombies, an expedition so dangerous that one of his reviewers remarked, “Davis must be told he will be killed if he tries to do this work.” He theorized t

— 10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Zombies

15 Feb 2012

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